Jeg er egentlig ikke en sånn fyr, m

Jeg er egentlig ikke en sånn fyr, men i går klarte jeg ikke å dy meg. Jeg kom inn i en butikk og med en gang jeg satt skotuppen innenfor døra, la jeg merke til damen som jobbet der. Hun var relativt pen og hadde store pupper. Altså, virkelig.

Jeg hadde egentlig tenkt til å bare tasse rundt og titte litt for meg selv, men et eller annet i meg gjorde at jeg gjorde noe jeg aldri har gjort før. Istedenfor å bare valse rundt i mine egne tanker og tenke mitt, gikk jeg heller bare bort til henne og spurte rett ut:

- Unnskyld meg at jeg spør altså, men... Er de ekte eller fake?

Det rare var at hun virket ikke overrasket i det hele tatt, bare smilte lurt og kontret raskt:

- Hah! Det er det faktisk mange som spør meg om. Du er sikkert den femte bare i dag!

- Hæ? Jøss. Jeg trodde kanskje bare det var meg jeg, for jeg tenkte kanskje det var litt rart å spørre om.

- Hehe, nei da, jeg får det spørsmålet hele tiden, tro meg.

Jeg pustet lettet ut.

- Så bra, følte meg litt idiot et sekund der. Det er liksom bare... Ja, hvis jeg kan si det rett ut; Jeg vet jo at de sikkert er fake, de ser bare så utrolig ekte ut!

- Ja, ikke sant?

- Også så store!

- Ja, man kan jo få de i alle slags størrelser da, men jeg liker jo at det er litt fylde på dem jeg da.

- Helt enig! Hvis man først skal ta steget, kan man jo like gjerne kline til med noen skikkelig tretopper.

- Nemlig, de er jo ikke akkurat gratis og det er noe man gjør bare én gang i livet uansett.

- Enig, lurt å gå for litt størrelse. Men seriøst, selv når jeg står helt nærme klarer jeg ikke å se at de ikke er ekte. Det er jo helt rått!

- Hehe, ja jeg ser dem jo hver eneste dag, men likevel synes jeg det er ganske fascinerende selv faktisk.

- Det var godt å høre, for jeg har egentlig alltid synes det ser litt billig ut for å være ærlig.

- Billig?

- Ja eller... du ser liksom at det bare er plast på mils avstand, men nå måtte jeg liksom komme helt innpå før jeg kunne se det.

- Igjen altså, du er ikke den første. Jeg har hatt mange innom i dag som bare har stått og stirret uten å tørre å spørre. Egentlig ganske komisk, men jeg vet jo hva de tenker.

- Hehe, ja. Men du.. kan jeg... eller altså... det er kanskje litt rart å spørre, men kan jeg ta på dem? Bare kjenne om de føles ekte liksom?

- Ja ja, selvfølgelig! Bare ta så mye du vil.

Jeg stryker hånda mi forsiktig forbi, knar litt og lukker øynene for å prøve å se for meg ekte vare. Jeg kjenner ingen forskjell.

- Wow! Det føles til og med ekte jo!

- Jepp!

- Nei dæven, det var overraskende. Også jeg som alltid har vært sånn en motstander og ment at det bare er noe drit.

- Ja nei det er utrolig hvor langt de har kommet. Man kan få dem i alle slags størrelser, former og fasonger, men det skal sies, du får jo det du betaler for da.

- Det er sant, men likevel kjenner jeg at jeg liksom ikke er heeeelt der.

- Jeg tenkte faktisk akkurat det samme, men etter at jeg slo til i fjor har jeg ikke angret et sekund.

- Men lukta da?

- Ja, den mister man jo. Men så slipper man veldig mye annet da. De er mer allergivennlig og dessuten drysser de ikke. Og i de ekte sitter det ofte små dyr og insekter også.

- Aah, det har jeg ikke tenkt på!

- Nei, der kan du se.

- Hmmm... Vet du, jeg hadde aldri trodd jeg skulle si dette, men jeg er solgt. Vi går for fake!

Resultater (engelsk) 1:

I'm not really that kind of guy, but yesterday i managed not to help myself. I came into a store and right away I put shoe tip in the door, I noticed the lady who worked there she was relatively neat and had big tits. I mean, really.I had really thought to just look around and tasse for myself, but something in me did that I did something I've never done before. Instead of just rolling around in my own thoughts and think my, I'd rather just went up to her and asked straight out:-Excuse me that I ask, but ... Are they real or fake?The strange thing was that she didn't seem surprised at all, just smiled and quickly a good idea kontret:-Hah! It is in fact many people who ask me about. You're probably the fifth just today!-Huh? Wow. I thought maybe it was just me I, for I thought maybe it was a little strange to ask about.-Hehe, no, I get that question all the time, believe me.I breathed a sigh of relief.-So good, felt a little idiot for a second there. It's like only ... Yes, if I may put it bluntly; I know that they certainly are fake, they look just so incredibly real!-Yes, right?-Also so big!-Yes, you can get the in all sorts of sizes then, but I do like that it is a little fullness on them.-Totally agree! If you are going to take the step, you can just as easily make out with some decent three peaks.-Namely, they're free and it is something you do only once in life no matter what.-I agree, a good idea to go for a little size. But seriously, even as I stand I'm not completely close to see that they are not real. It's totally awesome!-Hehe, yes I see them every single day, but still, I think it is quite fascinating even in fact.-It was good to hear, for I have really always think it looks a little cheap to be honest.-Cheap?-Yes or ... you look like that only plastic mile away, but now I had to somehow get quite close before I could see it.-You Again is not the first. I have had many by today that just have stood and stared without daring to ask. Really quite comical, but I don't know what they are thinking.-Hehe, Yes. But you ... can I ... or ... it might be a little strange to ask, but can I touch them? Just know if they feel real somehow?-Yes Yes, of course! Just take as much as you want.I fail my hand gently past, knead a bit and close my eyes to try to see the real thing for me. I don't know any difference.-Wow! It feels even real!-Yep!No man, it was surprising. Also I that has always been that way an opponent and intended that only some shit.-Yes No it is amazing how far they've come. You can get them in all sorts of sizes, shapes, and shapes, but it should be noted, you get what you pay for.-It is true, but still, I know that I am somehow not heeeelt there.-I thought in fact exactly the same, but after that I hit last year I have not regretted it for a second.-But the smell?-Yes, it loses one. But then you don't have very much different then. They are more allergy friendly and, moreover, they are not added. And in the real is often small animals and insects as well.-Aah, I have not thought of!-No, there you can see.-Hmmm ... You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm sold. We go for the fake!

Resultater (engelsk) 2:

I'm not really a guy like that, but yesterday I could not help myself. I came into a store and as soon as I put her shoes inside the door, I noticed the lady who worked there. She was relatively neat and had big tits. So, really. I had planned to just tasse around and peeking little for myself, but something in me made ​​sure I did something I've never done before. Instead of just roll around in my own thoughts and my thinking, I went rather just approached her and asked bluntly: - Excuse me if I ask then, but ... Are they real or fake? The strange thing was that she did not surprised at all, just smiled slyly and counterattacked quickly: - Hah! There are actually many people ask me about. You're probably the fifth only today! - Huh? Whoa. I thought maybe only it was me, because I thought maybe it was a bit strange to ask. - Hehe, no, I get that question all the time, believe me. I breathed a sigh of relief. - So good, felt a little idiot a second there. It's sort of just ... Yes, if I can put it bluntly; I know they probably are fake, they look just so incredibly real! - Yes, is not it? - Also so big! - Yes, you can the few ones in all sorts of sizes then, but I do like that there is little fullness of them I then. - Totally agree! If one appeared to bounce circumstances, one might just as easily make out with some proper treetops. - Namely, they are not exactly free and it's something you do only once in life anyway. - Agree, want to go for a little size . But seriously, even when I stand up close, I can not see that they are not genuine. It's totally awesome! - Hehe, yes I see them the every day, yet I find it quite fascinating even actually. - It was good to hear, because I have really always think it looks a bit cheap out to be honest. - Interested? - Yes or ... you look like that only plastic mile but now I had to somehow get close before I could see it. - Again therefore, you are not the first. I've had many back today who just stood and stared without daring to ask. Really quite comical, but I know what they're thinking. - Hehe, yes. But you .. I can ... or in other words ... it's a little strange to ask, but can I take them? Just know if they feel real somehow? - Yes yes, of course! Just take as much as you want. I stroked my hand gently past, knead slightly and closes his eyes to try to see for myself the real thing. I know of no difference. - Wow! It feels even real jo! - Yep! - No damn, it was surprising. Also I like always has been like an opponent and meant that only crap. - Yeah no it's amazing how far they've come. One can get them in all sizes, shapes and forms, but it should be said, there's what you pay for then. - That's true, but still I know that I somehow not heeeelt there. - I thought actually exactly what same, but after I turned the last year I have not regretted it for a second. - But the smell then? - Yes, it loses one might. But then avoids very much different then. They are more hypoallergenic and moreover they do not sprinkle. And in the real sitting there often small animals and insects as well. - Aah, I have not thought of! - No, where you can see. - Hmmm ... You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I is sold. We go for fake!

Resultater (engelsk) 3:

I am not really a so-guy, but yesterday i managed not to dy me. I came into a shop and with a time i set the front of your shoe within the door, I noticed the lady who worked there. She was relatively neat and had great pupper. Therefore, really.

i had originally planned to only tasse around and peek a bit for myself, but a or else in me did that i did something i have never done before.Rather than just roller around in my own thoughts and think about my, i went instead just away to her and asked straight out:

- excuse me that i ask i.e., but... Is the real or fake?

The strange was that she seemed not surprised at all, just smiled tricked and kontret quickly:

- Hah! It is the actual many that ask me about. You are probably the fifth just today!

- Hae? Geez.